Tuesday, January 31, 2012

ISCHGL!!

My weekend plans came together last Thursday when a co-worker walked up to me with a phone;  "It's Flo," he said.  I answered, talked for a minute, and next thing I know I'm walking straight to my boss to ask for Monday off.  

His answer was yes.  I was going to Austria to ski at the legendary Ischgl ski resort for 3 days!  This is the kind of resort that attracts stars like Bon Jovi, Bob Dylan, Elton John, Alicia Keys, Paris Hilton, etc etc etc.

After spending Friday night at a local bar with the soccer team I'm practicing with (did you know cola&beer mix is a popular drink in Germany?), we (Flo, Stefan and I) left at 5:30 am for the 4 hour drive to the resort.  Once we arrived, we bought our tickets and hopped on the gondola up the mountain.  Into the fog..


The first day of skiing was somewhat disappointing in retrospect, since most of the day was spent on the groomed runs because of the fog.  That being said, there were still glimpses of the awesomeness that was to come:

 First glimpse of the top



Once the ski day was finished, we dropped by the room for a shower and dinner, and went on our merry way to the apres-ski in Ischgl.

It's difficult to describe HOW EPIC THE NIGHT WAS.

Knowing we'd be partying, we didn't bring a camera.  The night was a blur of loud music, obscenely expensive drinks, broken English conversations,  and plenty of ridiculous dancing.

Long story short: this was us on the gondola at 11:30 in the morning on Sunday.




We arrived at the top, and BAM! Hangover gone!  Crisp air, blue skies, fresh snow, and the most gorgeous views I've ever seen.

A small bit of the ski area

Another in-bounds section

Like wow.   They also have big parties halfway up the mountain to songs like Disco Pogo.




Immediately after skiing, we went into a bar called Schatzi (German equivalent of Shawty, but without any negative context) for some beers.  There were tabletop dancers, random items on fire, old guys putting cups of water upside down on their heads and then lifting them up (I have no idea why, but it was hilarious), and lots of beer.  And there was beer.  German beer.

Schatzi closed at 6:30, so we went to the room for a very German dinner of bread, sausage, beer and cheese.   Then we went out again.  Ischgl was significantly quieter on Sunday night, but still very much alive.  We talked (more so yelled) with some drunk Irish farmers, had a dancefloor massage train, debated getting 4+ Litre bottle service (look at the prices below!), and had yet another awesome (albeit less alcohol-infused) night.

Inside a less packed Feuer & Eis (Fire & Ice)

 Prices in Euros for some big bottles

Massage train!

Skiing on Monday was even better than Sunday!  Even though there wasn't any new snow, we had powder lines all day (this resort is that big).

 Morning Lunges

 Gliding on some sweet stuff

 Flo in some pristine snow

 More of same

 Afternoon View

We hit some steeper lines too

In the afternoon we skied across the border into Switzerland.  There is a duty-free shop at the resort, which spans across the two countries.  This made me happy, since I've now been to Switzerland 3 times and have spent less than 2 hours total in the land of the Swiss.

Taking the plunge into the Swiss darkness

Duty Free at the border

After a ride back up into the ski area on a double-decker gondola, we grabbed one last chairlift to the top of one of the many peaks.  This view greeted us before we had to say goodbye:


And one for the road:


Ischgl, I'll be back.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

German Bars, Car Museums, Fastnacht, and Fleisch Fondue

Friday Night

I went to my first German bar on Friday with some co-workers.  Beer is amazing, cheap and served in glasses double the size of those in Canada.  Jagermeister is also a staple of the German nighttime diet.
Highlights: I fling my arms around trying to explain things in my current English/German conglomeration, and one of those arms happened to knock a beer onto my co-workers.  Whoops.  Also, they play Cher at the bar here.  Do you believe in life after love?

Saturday Morning

Sucked.

Saturday Afternoon

I took a train to Böblingen to see Meilenwerk (a car dealership/museum/hotel), where I found my personal utopia.  Brace yourself.

Beauty of a Cobra

Grumpy rich lady isn't pleased.  Mercedes 300SL Convertible

 New Lamborghini Aventador

I was going to wait for the guy behind the Cobra to move, but it turned out to be a mannequin.  

Fiat 500 

Awesomeness

Yup.

McLaren

Yes.

Porsche in the '60s

Lamborghini Reventon

Conclusion: one happy Ben.

The city of Böblingen was rather unpleasant at this time of year, and I didn't want to tarnish its image with grey, ugly pictures.  Not that I'm going to give it another chance.

Sunday Morning


I woke up significantly less hungover than Saturday and hopped on a train to Löffingen, where I went to an indoor soccer practice with a couple friends - Flo (who I met when I got off the train at Löffingen) and Benni.  2 hours of realization that I need to get back into shape ensued.

Next, we grabbed lunch and went to one of the first parades of Fastnacht (Carnival).  These parades are nothing like those back home.  Know how they say "everyone loves a parade"?  That actually applies here.



Women innocently watching on the sides are grabbed by masked men an thrown on moving beds, where they're wrestled with, headstanded(?) on, and are subjected to general masked shenanigans.. You'll be whacked with balloons on sticks, have confetti stuffed down your back, or like Flo have a parader try to drag you away - he dump tackled the drunk parader into the snow bank.  Oh, I forgot to mention everyone is drunk.  Good times, and it's only going to get better from here!

I then had tea with Flo's grandparents and listened to the conversation, understanding one out of every 20 words.  Words like "not (nicht)" and "ski (ski)".  This was my daily reality check that I need to keep learning.

When we got back to Löffingen, we missed the train by 10 seconds, so I had dinner with Flo's super friendly and welcoming family.  German-prepared Fleisch (meat) Fondue was fantastic, and it reminded me that I need to get a place with a kitchen.  This toaster oven cooking just isn't cutting it.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Sightseeing Weekend: Freiburg and Konstanz

I love trains.

In related news, I went to two great cities this weekend: Freiburg and Konstanz.



Freiburg (Saturday)


I hopped on a train on Saturday morning to the sounds of the Black Keys' newest album "El Camino"(highly recommended, by the way).  Being Saturday, there was a large market surrounding the cathedral when I arrived.  I bought some wurst (sausage) and went on my merry old way taking photos.



I'll have to be more stealthy when taking crowd photos next time, the fellah with the 'stache and baseball cap doesn't look very approving.

Next, I went into the cathedral.  Nice stained glass windows, decorations, etc etc etc.  Another typical epic cathedral, except that it survived Freiburg's WWII bombings in an impressive fashion:



Some of you might ask how I got this picture.  Here are two clues: I wasn't alive in 1945, and I didn't get the chance to fly in an airplane.  The rest is for you to figure out.

After wandering around town for a while, I decided to climb as high as I could.  Looking around, I saw this tower:


ENHANCE:



So that's where I went.  The views were amazing:




However, on the way down something troubling caught my eye:



What's wrong with the Freiburg postal system?!?

Pondering that question as I walked back into the city, I saw a poorly hidden McDonalds restaurant in a 12th century arch.  I looked at the menu, and saw they served beer!  I immediately walked inside and ordered "ein bier, bitte" (I was promptly replied to in English).  They poured the beer into the same McDonalds cups everything else is served in, and I sat in the side of the arch to eat my chicken burger.

I forgot to take a picture, but you can see it here: Link

Then I bought some clothes and went home.



Well, almost.  While waiting for the train I snapped a couple spiffy pictures:

Urban tractor madness.

Do want.



Konstanz (Sunday)


Today I went to the lakefront city of Konstanz.  It's an absolutely stunning place, with ancient buildings and amazing views.  Check it.  You can see the Alps across the water.





Konstanz spreads across the German-Swiss border, so I ended up going to Switzerland today as well.  Twice.



The second time I walked across, I tried to buy some pizza from the local train station.  The lady told me the price, and I handed her a 5-euro bill.  She shook her said and said something about Francs, and in response I stared at her blankly, still holding the bill in front of her.   She continued talking, getting more and more frustrated.  I shrugged my shoulders she gave me an angry stare, snatched the money from my hand, gave me some Francs in change, and I walked out with pizza in hand - a much happier Ben.

I opted not to take a picture of her, she seemed disgruntled enough as it was.

Sundays are significantly less fun than Saturdays since everything is closed, which evidently causes serious tension among local inhabitants:


Street Brawl!  Immediate fight-or-flight response!  Figuring it wouldn't look very good on my part to fight toddlers, I chose flight and headed on home.



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Thursday, January 12, 2012

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

This past weekend I geared up for an expedition to explore the the quiet town of Donaueschingen, where I'll be spending the next 8 months of my life (at least during the week).

There's not a whole lot to see. The 2,872 km Danube river starts here (2nd longest in Europe), but the decorative pond/hole in the ground wasn't worth a picture. Indeed, the highlight of my 3 hour walk was this:


Table tennis. Under a bridge.  Quite possibly the most awesome use of taxpayers' money I've ever seen.


Admittedly, Donaueschingen does have a certain charm to it.




Also, for those who are curious, this is where I live and work:

Pension Schuhmann. Cheap and hospitable.


IMS Gear.  High tech and all engineery.  

Fun fact: there are normally a few feet of snow at this time of year. Seems like I'm bringing Vancouver weather along for the ride.



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